Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

How DO you tell if your boyfriend's a vamp? Maybe he's just goth.


Signed,

Suspicious Sue








Dear Suspicious Sue,


If it's the manner of dress that you're speaking of and no other tell tell signs your boyfriend would more than likely fall into the pretender category. To you mortals I understand you consider that goth. There are many that wish to be vamped but most have enough finesse that you'd never know and wouldn't care.


Adam Omega


Vampire