Friday, July 18, 2008

Ask Adam

Dear Adam....

I know you're going to be surprised to hear this from me but, where are you?

I haven't had to walk cautiously into my bedroom at night and check every corner for your presence before going to sleep. And while I can't speak for others, I will say that I've missed your proclamations of superiority and world dominance. Have you gotten bored with us mere mortals and have decided to find your amusement elsewhere? If so, let us know. I'm sure there's a few of us that wouldn't mind knowing so we can turn out the lights at night.


Dear Debbie,

When you least expect it..... Don't ask for things that you do not really want. Mortals bore me? Of course they do but they also provide me with much amusement and lets not forget they are a favorite entree of mine. I am happy to know that you've missed me.