Monday, November 2, 2009

Ask Adam

Mr. Omega,

Since when do you, Adam Omega, accept or even know the meaning of the word "No". Seriously, you expect me to believe that load of...come on tear the other leg off why don't you.

Adam, I this ask again, what's up with you. Where is the Adam I love to hate? The Adam that with one look sends shivers up and down my spine. Don't tell me Eve has finally got you whipped. Oh, say it ain't so, Adam.

Please, Adam, show us all your still the baddest Vamp around and raise some hell!!!

Mona V. Sho

Dear Mona V. Sho

Since you're asking. Eve has done nothing of the sort. As for why I did nothing to aid F. D. Davis in her illness the answer is simple. I didn't want to. Have I not said often enough that the mortal irritates me? So do mortals who dare to ask me why I haven't done something. Take care Mona or you may just find yourself dealing with more than a little flu bug.

Adam Omega

Supreme Vampire

Ask Adam

For a super human being who professes to have control over the elements and the ability to bend one to his will. Why is it, Adam, you cannot cure the common cold.

She who wrote you into being is sick and one would think by now you would have cured her of her ailment.

So what's up with that, Adam!

Justen Akins

Dear Justen Akins,

Under normal circumstances I would not answer this as I find it more than a tad disrespectful. But today I am in a generous mood and will answer. F.D. Davis is a stubborn mortal and yes you're quite correct. I have been aware of her illness for the past ten days. I offered to help and she said, No thanks. it's no big deal I'll deal with it. So I decided to allow it. Because of your insolent tone I paid F.D. another visit. I can assure you she is much improved.

Now as to that other matter of her writing me into being. My Darling Mortal, I was always here.

Adam Omega Vampire