Of course I believe in fairies. Oberon and Tatiana would have it no other way. They don't want everyone to know that they're real so they trust me to keep their secret. However, just know that I spend a solid 30 minutes daily clapping my hands just in case a fairy's on it's deathbed and needs rescuing.
Dear Pepsodent smile,
To use one of your mortal phrases: ROFLMBO. Thank you. One request: A small nick that brings blood to the surface would be welcomed by any vampire that might be in the area and in need of a quick snack.