Ask Adam

Dear Adam,

With tomorrow being Thanksgiving, is there anything that you're thankful for? And....you know I gotta ask...what are you having for Thanksgiving? Turkey, Ham or Beef?


Grateful











Dear Grateful,


In all seriousness I am grateful that mortals take one day out of the year to express their gratitude and to acknowledge a higher power. So, I am grateful to be one of the higher powers that mortal acknowledge. As to what I will be eating tomorrow, a more apt question would have been what to I plan to drink. I believe you already know my beverage of choice will be A negative.

This you may find a bit hard to beleive but the mortal helper has once again invited me to her home for a meal. Poor thing she does forget that I do not need a special man made date to feast. I do that every night but I'm sure with Eve and myself being the guests of honor all the foods that you mention will undoubtedly be served.

As soon as it will be considered polite to take our leave Eve and I will be leaving for Greece to pay Evan a visit, then of course ewe will go to my favorite place. Vatican City.

Since I have not mentioned Sullivan you may assume that he is no longer a bother.

Until next time, Happy Thanksgiving Grateful and all the rest of you mortals.


Namaste


Adam Omega

Ask Adam

Dear Adam....

I know you're going to be surprised to hear this from me but, where are you?

I haven't had to walk cautiously into my bedroom at night and check every corner for your presence before going to sleep. And while I can't speak for others, I will say that I've missed your proclamations of superiority and world dominance. Have you gotten bored with us mere mortals and have decided to find your amusement elsewhere? If so, let us know. I'm sure there's a few of us that wouldn't mind knowing so we can turn out the lights at night.


Debbie









Dear Debbie,


When you least expect it..... Don't ask for things that you do not really want. Mortals bore me? Of course they do but they also provide me with much amusement and lets not forget they are a favorite entree of mine. I am happy to know that you've missed me.



Adam

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

You're always talking of killing Sullivan. But friend or foe, don't you think your existence would be rather dull if you had no Sullivan in your life? What will killing him accomplish anyway?


Inquiring Mind








Dear Inquiring Mind.


The question you posed is the same one I have posed to myself for many centuries. Sullivan vexes my spirit. He continues to live because of that vexation. None other has provided me with such exchange. You are correct that my existence would be rather boring without him around to try and prod me into changing. His disapproval of me gives me great joy and for now I am content.

Now listen closely for what I will tell yo is the reason why I rant and Sullivan yet lives. It's the uncertainty that gives me the most joy in my games with Sullivan. Neither of us are ever sure of my action, neither of us know when it will go from my ranting to my doing. It keeps Sullivan with the proper amount of fear and it keeps me amused devising more creative ways to dispose of my old friend.

Hopefully, Inquiring Mind, you will recognize the folly of your ways to question me on my reasons for doing or not doing a thing. For the moment I am in a pleasant enough mood that I decided to answer. An hour from now I might not have been and that might have put you in rather a painful state. Bare that in mind.

Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

I have had some time away to consider that I have not treated you with the respect and reverence you so richly deserve. Mr. Omega, it was not my intent to incite your constant wrath. It just happen to work out that way.

So, okay the point of this letter is to make clear to you that from this day forward I will no longer be the proverbial thorn in your side. You will not hear a another peep out of me. Now would you please remove the dark cloud from over my house and forgive me.

Contrite Mary








Dear Contrite Mary,

It pleases me that you have finally learned the error of your ways. Be that as it may the cloud as you call it will remain until I have a free moment. Are you of a notion that I Adam Omega wait around to do your bidding? Do you truly believe you have any effect on my life? You are but a mortal Mary, nothing more than a source of amusement to me. I will relieve your mind of one thing. Your death was never in my plans. What sport would it be to get rid of one so powerless? Continue to think GOOD thought of me and one day your worries will cease.


Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam,

It's prom season and I'm concerned that my daughter's boyfriend might try and pressure her into sex before she's ready. What can I do aside from purchasing a 9mm and a chastity belt and throwing the key into the nearest lake never to be seen again?






Worried Mama








Dear Worried Mama,

Have no fear. I have received a mental image of the lad and trust me when I tell you that he will not attempt to lay a finger or any other part of his anatomy on your daughter. But I hesitate to tell you that I also received a mental picture from you of your daughter, and find that it is she who has plans for the laying on of hands.


Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

My friends are calling me crazy because I tell them I'm madly in love with you, a vampire. I've been unable to sleep, eat, or even work. You said that we may ask you for advise. Please help me. I need a job but find that thinking of you takes up all of my time. Please, Adam, what can I do?

Need to work









Dear Need to Work,

You are not crazy to adore me. You are to be considered evolved and will receive special blessings. Never has answering the requests of a mortal been so incredibly easy. With all that you've told me I decree that you're not nuts. AS to the question of what can you do, here is your answer: You're a writer. Now go, and write, with my blessings.

Adam Omega Vampire,

The Anointed One

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

What are your plans for when your human helper goes to her convention? Are you going along to make sure she doesn't get into trouble? Meet and greet your admirers?


Debbie












Dear Debbie,


At the moment I am not in your century but because of who I am, I still maintain the ability to communicate with you. My human helper has begged me to attend this dratted conference and I might put in an appearance however brief. Should you feel lips pressing aganist your neck or the flight press of fang know that it is I Adam Omega and do not fear. My taking a sip of your blood will be my gift to you. If I'm not bored to death (no pun intended) I might even ask you to dance. Look for me. I'll be there.


Adam Omega

Vampire