Dear Adam,

A friend...Not Me...but a friend, is under the impression that you love country music. For whatever reason, she sees you rocking out to George Straight, Garth Brooks and Conway Twitty. There's nothing wrong with country music, but I can't really see you coming home from a long day of being the most powerful being on the planet and turning on Shania Twain.

What's in your I-pod, Mr. Omega? Please don't say Randy Travis!

Lyric








Dear Lyric,



Would it sound a bit trite if I told you that I listen to the Grateful Dead? Now I'm not saying if I do or if I don't but there is a possibility. I do enjoy music by several groups, The Undead, The Risen, The Lore, The vamps, The bloods, The Suckers, The Omeganish. They're all very good bands and we do share a certain something. As for country music. I shutter to think of it. It makes me cringe almost as much as Eve's caterwauling. F. D. however is a fan of such noise, but as far as I know from the ones you mentioned she only listens to Garth Brooks


Adam Omega

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,


I have a very serious question that I can't ask anyone else. They would think I'm crazy. I've been feeling a bit tired and some what weak for a few months now. I keep finding little marks between my thighs. The marks hurt when I touch them. I was wondering if you've been visiting me or perhaps another vampire. Mr. Omega, I'm really scared and I'm serious. Thank you for your help.


Scared of the dark








Dear Scared Of The Dark,


I took your letter seriously so I visited you last night. I checked your home thoroughly for the scent of a vampire. There was not a trace. But what I did find was blood beneath your fingernails. I'm afraid my dear that you have been injuring yourself while sleeping. I do hope this is good news for you. I had not believed a vampire to be the cause of your malady when first I read your letter. For you see most vampires prefer to do their dining a lot higher up. All the best to you mortal.

Adam Omega

Ask Adam

Dear Adam,

With tomorrow being Thanksgiving, is there anything that you're thankful for? And....you know I gotta ask...what are you having for Thanksgiving? Turkey, Ham or Beef?


Grateful











Dear Grateful,


In all seriousness I am grateful that mortals take one day out of the year to express their gratitude and to acknowledge a higher power. So, I am grateful to be one of the higher powers that mortal acknowledge. As to what I will be eating tomorrow, a more apt question would have been what to I plan to drink. I believe you already know my beverage of choice will be A negative.

This you may find a bit hard to beleive but the mortal helper has once again invited me to her home for a meal. Poor thing she does forget that I do not need a special man made date to feast. I do that every night but I'm sure with Eve and myself being the guests of honor all the foods that you mention will undoubtedly be served.

As soon as it will be considered polite to take our leave Eve and I will be leaving for Greece to pay Evan a visit, then of course ewe will go to my favorite place. Vatican City.

Since I have not mentioned Sullivan you may assume that he is no longer a bother.

Until next time, Happy Thanksgiving Grateful and all the rest of you mortals.


Namaste


Adam Omega

Ask Adam

Dear Adam....

I know you're going to be surprised to hear this from me but, where are you?

I haven't had to walk cautiously into my bedroom at night and check every corner for your presence before going to sleep. And while I can't speak for others, I will say that I've missed your proclamations of superiority and world dominance. Have you gotten bored with us mere mortals and have decided to find your amusement elsewhere? If so, let us know. I'm sure there's a few of us that wouldn't mind knowing so we can turn out the lights at night.


Debbie









Dear Debbie,


When you least expect it..... Don't ask for things that you do not really want. Mortals bore me? Of course they do but they also provide me with much amusement and lets not forget they are a favorite entree of mine. I am happy to know that you've missed me.



Adam

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

You're always talking of killing Sullivan. But friend or foe, don't you think your existence would be rather dull if you had no Sullivan in your life? What will killing him accomplish anyway?


Inquiring Mind








Dear Inquiring Mind.


The question you posed is the same one I have posed to myself for many centuries. Sullivan vexes my spirit. He continues to live because of that vexation. None other has provided me with such exchange. You are correct that my existence would be rather boring without him around to try and prod me into changing. His disapproval of me gives me great joy and for now I am content.

Now listen closely for what I will tell yo is the reason why I rant and Sullivan yet lives. It's the uncertainty that gives me the most joy in my games with Sullivan. Neither of us are ever sure of my action, neither of us know when it will go from my ranting to my doing. It keeps Sullivan with the proper amount of fear and it keeps me amused devising more creative ways to dispose of my old friend.

Hopefully, Inquiring Mind, you will recognize the folly of your ways to question me on my reasons for doing or not doing a thing. For the moment I am in a pleasant enough mood that I decided to answer. An hour from now I might not have been and that might have put you in rather a painful state. Bare that in mind.

Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

I have had some time away to consider that I have not treated you with the respect and reverence you so richly deserve. Mr. Omega, it was not my intent to incite your constant wrath. It just happen to work out that way.

So, okay the point of this letter is to make clear to you that from this day forward I will no longer be the proverbial thorn in your side. You will not hear a another peep out of me. Now would you please remove the dark cloud from over my house and forgive me.

Contrite Mary








Dear Contrite Mary,

It pleases me that you have finally learned the error of your ways. Be that as it may the cloud as you call it will remain until I have a free moment. Are you of a notion that I Adam Omega wait around to do your bidding? Do you truly believe you have any effect on my life? You are but a mortal Mary, nothing more than a source of amusement to me. I will relieve your mind of one thing. Your death was never in my plans. What sport would it be to get rid of one so powerless? Continue to think GOOD thought of me and one day your worries will cease.


Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam,

It's prom season and I'm concerned that my daughter's boyfriend might try and pressure her into sex before she's ready. What can I do aside from purchasing a 9mm and a chastity belt and throwing the key into the nearest lake never to be seen again?






Worried Mama








Dear Worried Mama,

Have no fear. I have received a mental image of the lad and trust me when I tell you that he will not attempt to lay a finger or any other part of his anatomy on your daughter. But I hesitate to tell you that I also received a mental picture from you of your daughter, and find that it is she who has plans for the laying on of hands.


Adam Omega

Vampire