First off I have to tell you that I do believe in vampires. I don't think they're a myth or come from the creative minds of fiction writers. With that being said I'd like to ask where I can go to meet one. Asking to meet you would be asking too much I know but if you could direct me to another I would be most grateful.
Needing a change
My Dear Needing a Change,
Think carefully before you ask for the change we both know you're asking for. By the way subtlety does not work on me. Your hope that in asking for another that I would give you what you want will not be happening. To be frank, my decree to not turn mortals was a good one. It stands. So in answer to your question, seek for a vampire in your dreams. You will remain safe that way.