Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

You're always talking of killing Sullivan. But friend or foe, don't you think your existence would be rather dull if you had no Sullivan in your life? What will killing him accomplish anyway?


Inquiring Mind








Dear Inquiring Mind.


The question you posed is the same one I have posed to myself for many centuries. Sullivan vexes my spirit. He continues to live because of that vexation. None other has provided me with such exchange. You are correct that my existence would be rather boring without him around to try and prod me into changing. His disapproval of me gives me great joy and for now I am content.

Now listen closely for what I will tell yo is the reason why I rant and Sullivan yet lives. It's the uncertainty that gives me the most joy in my games with Sullivan. Neither of us are ever sure of my action, neither of us know when it will go from my ranting to my doing. It keeps Sullivan with the proper amount of fear and it keeps me amused devising more creative ways to dispose of my old friend.

Hopefully, Inquiring Mind, you will recognize the folly of your ways to question me on my reasons for doing or not doing a thing. For the moment I am in a pleasant enough mood that I decided to answer. An hour from now I might not have been and that might have put you in rather a painful state. Bare that in mind.

Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

I have had some time away to consider that I have not treated you with the respect and reverence you so richly deserve. Mr. Omega, it was not my intent to incite your constant wrath. It just happen to work out that way.

So, okay the point of this letter is to make clear to you that from this day forward I will no longer be the proverbial thorn in your side. You will not hear a another peep out of me. Now would you please remove the dark cloud from over my house and forgive me.

Contrite Mary








Dear Contrite Mary,

It pleases me that you have finally learned the error of your ways. Be that as it may the cloud as you call it will remain until I have a free moment. Are you of a notion that I Adam Omega wait around to do your bidding? Do you truly believe you have any effect on my life? You are but a mortal Mary, nothing more than a source of amusement to me. I will relieve your mind of one thing. Your death was never in my plans. What sport would it be to get rid of one so powerless? Continue to think GOOD thought of me and one day your worries will cease.


Adam Omega

Vampire

Dear Adam,

It's prom season and I'm concerned that my daughter's boyfriend might try and pressure her into sex before she's ready. What can I do aside from purchasing a 9mm and a chastity belt and throwing the key into the nearest lake never to be seen again?






Worried Mama








Dear Worried Mama,

Have no fear. I have received a mental image of the lad and trust me when I tell you that he will not attempt to lay a finger or any other part of his anatomy on your daughter. But I hesitate to tell you that I also received a mental picture from you of your daughter, and find that it is she who has plans for the laying on of hands.


Adam Omega

Vampire